May 25th | 12 notes
Denmark: Hey, I just met you
Denmark: And this is crazy!
Denmark: BUT I'M THE MOTHERFUCKING KING
Denmark: SO SUCK MY DICK--MAYBE?
The other Nordics: Go play with some legos or some shit Denmark.
Denmark: I'M DENMARK SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKK!
May 25th | 6 notes
leah you’re a lesbian so logic dictates you must know how to summon demons lets go to a graveyard and do satanic hoodrat shit
it’s funny because she actually knows how to
shhhhhhhhhhh…
May 25th
So I was thinking about it and I realized that the idea of a fishing license is kinda stupid. Is the coast guard going to pull you over and ask for it? No. Not to mentions is paper. Let’s review: windy, speeding boat surrounded by water. And they made the necessary equipment out of a two inch long paper? Wat.
