May 2013
moltres:
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
barnaby-boobs-jr:
books about history!!
learning about recent history!!
learning about ancient history!!
learning about history
history
thats-slightly-raven:
spoken-not-written:
thats-slightly-raven:
My brother was trusted to go shopping for the first time yesterday and he bought 39 loaves of bread because it was on offer so now our kitchen is just full of a fuckton of bread and we have nowhere to put any of it because our freezer is full, my house is like a shitty math problem right now.
oh crumbs.
I swear to god.
seifukucat:
i wear the maid outfit in this relationship
familyfriendlyurl:
one minute youre reading the constitution the next youre holding an assault rfile in the air hollerin about bear arms, nobody knows how it happens
creativityflowonwattpad:
This is great omg
gentlemanbones:
zeldasboyfriend:
me flirting
You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man
Wow.
I-
How can you….?
It’s not that you’re not nice.
It’s just that…
well…
I AM GAY.